Differences between men & woman
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
2007-04-19 21:16:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just for those who think it but i am not single i have a good relationship with the girlfriend!!!
2007-04-19 21:20:11 · update #1
Very Good star from me! Notice how all the people saying you are gay and single are on level 1, which means potential newbies! They don't know our Loki leave him alone!
2007-04-19 21:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by **Missy** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really like these ones:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
that is so true yet so funny!
i love it!
and im glad i am single now! hahahahhahaha!
2007-04-19 23:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by yall_tripin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women can have babies and men can't.
Women can make some of the softer men hard.
Men tends to do stupid things for women, while women won't do the same for men.
And LOL what Grandmas said. Ha Ha Ha LOL LOL LOL!!!!...............That is truly wise by Grandmas, with old age comes wisdom. All I can say is, "what a Grandmas"!!! OH MY, click on her name, it's the funniest name I've seen so far. Then again maybe not. :(..........
2007-04-19 21:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by Version_Best 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. But I've heard every single one of them before.
2007-04-19 21:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by My Dose Makes Angels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nicely cut and pasted! Some might argue that since you didn't write any of it and since it's not a question, that you are wasting our time.
I'm not one of those people.
I think you're a genius!
2007-04-21 23:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-04-19 21:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done Loki, us guys have got to stick together. 10/10+star
2007-04-19 21:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very astute of you (and quite true and funny), although you forgot to mention "the extra rib" ... (:0)
2007-04-19 21:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good relationship or not, wait and see after the "I do"
2007-04-19 23:34:59 · answer #9 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better off homesexual dude
2007-04-19 21:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by ngoc d 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋