Doing 120 in a 65, he knew he was in trouble when the cop pulled in behind him with the roof lights on. Figuring he could just lose the cop he floored the Ferrari. 130, 140, 150 and still the cop was right on his tail. 170, 180, still could not ditch the cop. Giving up he pulled over.
The cop approached the car," Give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't give you the biggest ticket this world has ever seen"
"Well, he stated, " Just last week my wife ran off with a cop."
"SO WHAT!!!" the cop screamed.
"I thought you were trying to bring her back."
2007-04-19 20:54:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl lmfao rofl yes very funny that will make me smile the whole day today thankyou for sharing that
2007-04-19 21:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by driver_man37 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-19 20:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by akablueeye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each
week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for
his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Bob! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like
his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and
says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf
club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine,
honey.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Bob,starts to rub herself all over him and says,
"Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before
she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must
have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is
having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top
of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the
book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked
up a real b*tch this time."
2007-04-19 21:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10
2007-04-19 20:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Lolipop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY 10/0
2007-04-20 04:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by acdc5421 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 thats fantastic! Have a star! x
2007-04-19 20:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by lovetheglamour 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one Irish, well done, 10/10+ Twinkle. xx
2007-04-19 21:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you wake me up with a smile everyday girl lol 10/10
2007-04-20 03:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-19 21:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-19 20:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋