The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."?

Question

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.


I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...
3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)


The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! Got away with that


Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said,

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh.****!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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Answer 1

laughed for like the past few minutes LMFAO

Answer 2

LMAO.....this cute joke's a keeper. Thank you for making my morning!!!!

Answer 3

funny