An American wrestler was going up against an Australian one night, The American's manager said: "This guys' got a hold called the 'Kangaroo hold', once you're locked in the hold, you're screwed, it can't be broken, whatever you do, try not to get caught in that hold, got it?"
The American nodded in agreement & went to the ring for the match, just 2 minutes into the match, The American got caught in the dreaded Kangaroo hold, his manager covered his eyes as he could not stand to watch, all of a sudden, a big roar came from the crowd, the manager opened his eyes & saw the American's hand being raised in victory & the Australian out cold in the middle of the ring.
On the way back from the ring the manager asked:"I can't beleive it, how did you break that hold?"
The American said:"Well, he had me all twisted, & I looked up & I saw this pair of balls hanging in front of my face, so I bit them, you'll be surprised how strong you can get when you bite your own nuts."
2007-04-19 20:04:17 · 7 answers · asked by Lorenzo A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehehehehe!!that is sooooo funny!!!!
2007-04-20 12:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA the lion bit his own balls? LOL i wonder wont that hurt?
2007-04-20 07:25:47 · answer #2 · answered by J E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHA that was good!!!! i gotta remember that one next time i have a few ales haha
2007-04-20 03:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ah ha ha ha hilarious 10/10
2007-04-20 03:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg
2007-04-20 03:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!!!!!! That's really funny!
2007-04-20 03:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by Weird.Beryl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!
2007-04-20 04:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋