She farted. She was still in her wedding dress. We both just stood there in our hotel room. Should I end the marriage or I don't know.
2007-04-19 19:00:36 · 19 answers · asked by rattyboo 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
If you end the marriage because of a necessary, bodily function... you're an idiot.
Let me ask you this>>> Do you fart? Ok, then. Yes, it's true, the timing was not all that great.
Think of it this way... you both will have something to laugh about that NO ONE ELSE WILL KNOW for the rest of your lives! (this is the key... not letting anyone else (you know) know about it) Marriage is about private things. Keep this to yourselves. And every anniversary, you can smile and say... "Remember honey, it's better to burp and taste it then to fart and waste it".
2007-04-20 01:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by krspkrm1 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Look at it this way:
If she farted, that means she has an anus. Which means she has bowel movements.
If she has bowel movements, can you picture her on the pot grunting and pushing ? (in the wedding dress ?)
Now...do you still think she is beautiful ?
If so - use this moment as leverage, everytime she gives you $hit (no pun intended) you have something to get her back with...blackmail - its a beautiful thing.
2007-04-19 19:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean to tell me in all of your pre-marriage days, you didn't think she could fart? Anyway, I can't believe this is an honest question - you must be really bored to be asking questions on Yahoo Answers during your honeymoon.
2007-04-19 19:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♪ ♥ ♪ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, end it so she can find a good caring husband to love her. You fart dont you? do you really think women dont. She can do much better in life than to be with the likes of you.
2007-04-19 21:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by happy go lucky me 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How dare she!, what a filthy and disgusting whore. You should divorce her immediately! how dare she expell gas like some mere commoner! I certainly don't as you say - 'Fart'.
How ghastly of her, such an animal!. You must remember to apply for an anullment. As a proper Gentlemen would.
Good day sir!....YOU ******* RETARD!!!
2007-04-20 01:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK ;))) I have a couple of question for you:
1-Is that the worst thing that she had done to you?
2-What ARE her best qualities, behaviors, characteristics,…?
Answering these two thing, you will find the answer to your first question
I am just curious, why are you getting married?
2007-04-19 21:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by AVA 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no! You should take it like a man! and assume all responsibilitys and the duties of a man, an ignore your wife poof and say honey would you like some tea,? for your tummy and for the sake of GOD man stop thinking about it ha ha
peace good question
2007-04-19 19:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the most stupid question I have ever seen. Do you fart, and I bet it stinks when you do. It is a natural function geez get a grip.
2007-04-19 19:05:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Run now while you still can. You do know that etiquette says you must return all wedding gifts don't you?
2007-04-19 19:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If everybody got divorced because their significant other busted @ss, divorce attorneys would be billionares. Just curious, did you really know her or was she a mail-order bride?
2007-04-19 21:44:41 · answer #10 · answered by anarchy0029 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋