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Atheists: are you happy being an animal?

Christians: Are you happy being a no good sinner?

Pagans: don't you just love nature?

2007-04-19 18:46:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

just curious, now why would you say that? I like you.

2007-04-19 19:06:25 · update #1

30 answers

julian: are you sad that nobody likes you?

2007-04-19 18:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 · 0 0

I am an atheist, and quite pleased to be an animal. Hey -- even if I were not, what could I do about it? :)

I am also a pagan, and I do love nature. Goes with the territory, it seems.

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2007-04-19 19:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 0 0

The Book of John in the Bible says to be a Christian I must be born again. This means I am a new creation and all former things have passed away now that I have a new nature. Thus I am no longer a sinner. The book of Romans makes reference to this too.

2007-04-19 18:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by BEN J 2 · 0 2

No good sinner? Yea right!

Christianity is the only choice worth living for! Yea, I sin (as do the animals and the naturists), the difference is that I can be forgiven and live eternally (and that does matter in 100 years).

Christian through and through!

2007-04-19 19:16:46 · answer #4 · answered by mommyme 2 · 0 1

im not happy 2 be an animal
im not happy 2 be a no good sinner
& i dont love nature alone.

so what am i now?
just plain miserable? nah

im just HAPPY being myself
i hope YOU are too.

2007-04-20 02:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by enki 4 · 1 0

Yes, i am a no good sinner..and i always will be a no good sinner..i was born in sin and wallowed in sin all my life..now i am saved by the blood of Jesus and can look forward to a eternity of joy and not pain or suffering..and no marriage or pesky relatives and neighbors bothering me...

2007-04-19 18:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Louella R 5 · 0 1

I happy being an animal...better an animal than a plant.

2007-04-19 18:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I am a happy nature loving, animal who like to sin with his lady on a nightly basis!

2007-04-19 18:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by shivercraft 3 · 1 0

Uh, yeah very happy being an animal. As long as it is moral, I don't have to worry about suffering after I die and I don't have to be good just to make it somewhere.

2007-04-19 18:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Hicktown girl66 6 · 1 0

Nope, I'm definately not happy being a no good sinner..... but that's the beauty of Christianity..... all you have to do is ask..... and you will be forgiven.

2007-04-19 19:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by tman_1978 1 · 0 1

Atheists: are you happy being an animal?
Sure they are. Then they can blame everything they do on their environment.


Christians: Are you happy being a no good sinner?
It's okay. . . but I highly recommend the redemption.


Pagans: don't you just love nature?
Sure they do. Sitting in their airconditioned, aluminum sided, carpeted houses - they are definitely "1 with nature".

2007-04-19 18:50:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

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