2007-04-19 14:00:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like Santa, he sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake, taking a crap.
I don't know what he sees, but they say he sees everything. I wouldn't want to see EVERYTHING. That would take the mystery out of life.
Maybe He's trying to remember if he was drunk when he threw in, "and man shalt crap out of this here hole" during
creation as a joke.
I guess it's better than having it shoot out of our little fingers, though. Just think. The diaper industry would have
invented a diaper that fits over baby' little pinky. Easy to change. Hmmmm...
2007-04-19 14:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha good question. Apparently god is everywhere so when you have a crap you have just crapped on god. I wonder if christians are bothered about crapping on god.
2007-04-19 14:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome question, thank you for the laugh! Truly, wouldn't that be disturbing to see billions of times a day? Not to mention all the murders and rapes he casually watches and never steps in to stop!
2007-04-19 14:16:20 · answer #3 · answered by Primordial Soup 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Maybe he's hoping to see you wash your hands after you are done, but in your case, he may still be waiting to see it... Just a thought.
2007-04-19 14:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by XX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is everywhere at the same time, He knows everything (sees and hears everything) and has all the power in His hands.
when u do something wrong and think its okay because no one seen u. just remember God seen.
2007-04-19 14:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Miki 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
NO, just the government to make sure they tax us on every blessed piece of tissue.
2007-04-19 14:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Ivyvine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I saw you in real life I'd probably dragon sweep you.
2007-04-19 14:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by shaolinmantis77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clearly, there is a down side to omniscience and omnipresence.
2007-04-19 14:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by dave 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some stinky brown stuff.
2007-04-19 14:04:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont be disrespectful!
make sure you practice good hygiene because He will know if you dont!
have a nice day!
nice answer Miki!
2007-04-19 14:06:59 · answer #10 · answered by Robin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋