Come on guys.....give me your best Pascal Wager-ish "If_____ evolved from________ why are there still_______?" question.
Ten fully-unabridged and pure-malt points await the wittiest one!!!!!
2007-04-19 10:22:54 · 27 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville V 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Will some of you please take the time to read the details?
2007-04-19 10:27:45 · update #1
READ THE FREAKING DETAILS BEFORE ANSWERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-19 10:38:19 · update #2
if laptops evolved from pcs, why are there still pcs?
if men came from dirt, why is there still dirt?
if women came from ribs why are there still ribs?
If the Colbert Report evolved from the Daily Show, why is there still the Daily Show?!?!?!?!
2007-04-19 10:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by yahoo=fasicts 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If humans are stil evolving, why do our kids ask these ridiculous questions?
How long will it take before humans are evolved enough to read the details of a question before posting an answer?
Why do I now know more about the FAMILY CANIDAE than I ever really wanted to know?
If I let my dog read this stuff, will he evolve?
2007-04-19 10:39:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If everything evolved from an ancient protosomal life form, why are there still germs?
As a side note, how are the gross misunderstandings of evolution related to a dumb reason to believe in a god that doesn't exist?
2007-04-19 10:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Rat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the funniest thing I ever read on this subject was on a Christian Creationist website. They were trying to prove Noah's ark by calculating the square feet need to house all the animals. They saved room by suggesting that Noah only brought a single dog-like animal from which all other wolves and dogs evolved, and that he also only brought a single horse-like animal from which horses and zebras and donkeys evolved.
Which just goes to show, even creationist are willing to use evolution when it suits their purpose.
2007-04-19 10:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
If the world has evolved from nothing, then why is the world still full of sweet nothings?
2007-04-19 10:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Bananas evolved from Strawberries why are there still Avocados?
2007-04-19 10:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Spaghetti O's evolved from Spaghetti, why is there still Spaghetti and how do Fluffy Dumplets figure into the equation?
2007-04-19 10:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If atheists evolved from Christians, why are there still Christians?
2007-04-19 10:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If slime molds evolved from amoeba, why are there still archaebacteria?! HUH?
Explain that athiest u cant!
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Sleepy:
Well he TRIED... he probably would have succeeded too if he had addressed the envelope to NBC correctly (and if it wasn't for those meddling kids!)
2007-04-19 10:37:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If science evolved from religion why do we still have religion?
If DVDs evolved from CDs why do we still have CDs?
2007-04-19 10:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by Atheistic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋