Why should I give YOU best answer?

Question

The person who says the funniest thing (it doesn't have to be a reason) gets it. It wouldn't hurt to give me a star...

DON'T HESITATE TO GIVE ME A STAR!!!

Answer 1

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_62.htm

...enjoy...

Answer 2

There was this lady that wanted to join a bikers club so she went for a interview.They ask her if she had ever been in troulble with the law or anything like that.She replied no.Well that is great.They just could not believe it.Have you ever got a speeding ticket or even a parking ticket.She said no again.They asked So your telling me that you have never been pulled over by the fuzz.She said no but i have been yanked around by the **** a few times

Answer 3

its a joke.


1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.

4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.

5) Improvise Italian operas.

6) Gossip about someone to their face.

7) Answer every question with a question.

8) Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

12) Repeat yourself constantly.

13) Change what you repeat every now and then.

14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

15) Change what you repeat every now and then.

16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.

17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.

18) Change what you repeat every now and then.

19) One word: Caffeine.

20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar.

21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

22) Using non-existent words like George Bush would.

23) Change what you repeat again.

24) Speak in rapid Spanish.

25) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.

26) When doing number 25, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing you to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.

27) Change what you repeat again.

28) You are better than everybody else. Let them know so.

29) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.

30) Don't proper grammar use while you are correcting them.

31) Pretend to be drunk.

32) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.

33) Change what you repeat again.

34) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.

35) Call everybody you know Bob or Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.

36) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, or having to many teeth.

37) Change what you repeat again.

38) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you should speak.

39) Lick your lips constantly, acting as if doing so is pleasurable.

40) Pretend to be high.

41) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

42) Change what you repeat again.

43) You ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.

44) Speak in Gaelic.

45) Blink rapidly and constantly.

46) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.

47) Strut.

48) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.

49) Start repeating what you say as soon as you say it.

50) Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."

51) Have this list printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check list for Today." Don't let anybody forget that you have it on.

Answer 4

i would most deff give you a star if i knew how. sorry. you are the best tho, i would deff give you liek 10000000 if i knew how, but i dont, so i didnt. sorry. i gotta joke for you tho, i will write the answer far down so you guess before you see it.

Q:what is long, stiff, hard yellow, and full of semen?


















its not what you think!!!!





























A: a submarine. its yellow, long, stiff, hard, and full of sea-men. the semen part sounds the same but spelled differently. its sea-men. hahahahahah

Answer 5

Two people were walking down the road. One points his finger and says, "Hey look, a dead bird!"

The other one looks at they sky and says "Where?"

And cause I gave you a star!

Answer 6

Based on how Leon spelled test*cles, I think he likes getting his testys tickled. LOL. Can I have 10 points? I starred you!!!

Answer 7

So a blnd a red head and a brunette are traped on an island they find a genie lamp and rub it.A genie comes out and says you each get one wish.The red head says i miss my family so she gets poofed back home.The brunette says ya i miss mine to.So she poofed there.Then the blond says i miss my friends i want them back.So he did

Answer 8

An idiot is walking down the street when a gunman jumps out and points the gun at him.

"I'm going to ask you a question." Shouts the gunman.

"Fire away!" Replies the idiot.

Answer 9

I married Freddy Krueger.And You Didn't.
And I gave you a star.And You Didn't.
We Had Buttermilk Pie.And You Didn't.

Answer 10

ok i have a couple

why does mike tyson cry during sex?
pepper spray will do that to you.
hahaha

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
haha i crack myself up

so anyway about that best answer thing? *wink wink*

the end

Answer 11

the difference between a boyfriend and a husband is about 45 minutes.