what is a good really funny quote that is only a couple words long, like a sentence
2007-04-19 09:58:41 · 9 answers · asked by bobtrebec 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my a$$ and I can't.
2007-04-20 06:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by J C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
Alicia Silverstone
What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?
Paris Hilton
soo many to choose from...
Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea
Jessica Simpson
I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwartzanegger
I get to go overseas places, like Canada.
Britney Spears
I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
Bob Dole
I feel my best when I'm happy.
Winona Ryder
Half this game is ninety per cent mental.
Danny Ozark
2007-04-19 11:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by tovah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I'd known I was gonna live this long. I'd have taken better care of myself. [Eubie Blake At Age 100]
Eubie Blake was a famous ragtime piano player
2007-04-19 10:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by clarity 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce
2007-04-19 10:20:13 · answer #4 · answered by KRiz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I die, I want to go peacefully and in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
2007-04-19 10:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by piano18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is a test, it is only a test. If this were a real life, we would have received much clearer instructions...
2007-04-19 11:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by wholenote4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth"!!
2007-04-19 10:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
" Honey, I shrunk the kids."
2007-04-19 10:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really dont no sorry
2007-04-19 10:04:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋