a man spies a refugee eating grass along a stretch of motorway. He pulls in: "Hay, don't eat that,' he shouts, "it's filthy! full of dog $hit, road grit, all sorts. if your really hungry, come home with me!"
The refugee looks up and replies: "I have a wife also...."
"No problem" says the man, "bring her as-well, the more the merrier!"
"I also have eight children, two grand children and many cousins," the refugee continues.
"Now wait a minute," shouts the man, readying his engine, "just how big do you think my bloody lawn is!"
I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me,
"can you give me a lift?"
i said "sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it!"
2007-04-19 09:54:18 · 32 answers · asked by pinkchiq2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i would have read the first joke before on here then i wouldnt have posted it would i??? for all that have mentioned it!
2007-04-19 10:33:58 · update #1
British humor at its best.... sorry............
2007-04-19 09:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by i pack a 44 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first joke the second one i have heard many times before.
2007-04-19 10:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one.
2007-04-19 09:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by Stan Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how will you not get the 1st one? this form of days, Duck, I'ld extremely come to a decision directly to get a glance at your individual records. you have have been given to be digging those up from someplace. Stars, Lover Duck.
2016-11-25 22:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is funny the second one was ok. I will be telling the first one at work tomorrow.
2007-04-19 10:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminded me of when my Grandad start's talking about The War and then forget's what he's on about!! That was one bad joke dude!! Peace x
2007-04-19 09:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, not halarious but still quite good, you got a wee star fae me x
2007-04-19 09:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by sacha_rb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mamas so fat that instead of having lint in her bellybutton she had sheep!
2007-04-19 11:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by Madison 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved em both, the first one was brilliant. 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-19 10:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love the lawn joke ha ha ha
the other ones good too
2007-04-19 19:53:22 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bonus joke good jokes =1 star lol
2007-04-19 09:58:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋