I've heard a million racist jokes in my time, or jokes against this country or that country, etc., but I always wondered what are the jokes against white people or Americans? I know they're out there. What are they?
No self-righteous lectures about how racism is wrong or any other obvious platitudes, please. I've been curious about this for a while.
2007-04-19 09:40:11 · 6 answers · asked by Retodd 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a Houle (white guy) who tries to speak pidgin (Hawiian slang)?
A training Bra!!!!
Get it? a brother in training?
2007-04-19 11:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by Bobby D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a skinny little white boy is going into an elevator, seems up and sees this super black rock-like guy status next to him. the super guy sees the little boy observing him, seems down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound excellent testicle, Turner Ron." The white boy faints and falls to the floor packed with trash. the super guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. the super guy asks.. "what's incorrect with you?" In a vulnerable voice the little boy says, "What precisely did you're saying to me?" the super dude says, "I observed your curious look and figured i might in basic terms supply you the solutions to the questions all of us constantly asks me. i'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I actual have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my excellent testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my call is Turner Ron The small boy, "Turner Ron. candy Jesus, i presumed you mentioned, "turn around!!” What do you call a gaggle of white adult males sitting on a bench? The NBA What did the white guy see while observing his relatives tree? A quickly line A black and a white guy offered a rock living house next to a minimum of one yet another. After a week, Chris (the white one) paints his living house purple, so as that it somewhat is distinctive than Ron’s (the black guy). So Ron does that as nicely. the following day, Chris, made a fence around it and paints it white, so the black guy does it as nicely. After a year, Chris gets somewhat pissed off and is derived to a decision to sell the living house. So he made one in all those boards asserting „on the industry – a million.000.000 $“. day after in the present day Rod makes the comparable board yet his fee became into 2.000.000 $. So Chris became into now somewhat disappointed and desperate to ask his neighbor: - „Say, Rod, why is your trashy living house greater high priced than mine? - Black guy: “Cuz you have a black neighbor, mine’s white.“
2016-12-10 06:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call 10 million dollars?
Americas property taxes.
2007-04-19 09:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by Stan Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 white guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks.
2007-04-19 09:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by troubledyouthafg 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
only in america do they leave the doors into banks unlocked but chain the pens the the counters.....lol ♥
2007-04-19 09:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by menasha_jays_12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely you've heard of "redneck" jokes?
2007-04-19 09:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋