A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with
Her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest
Is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you
Really think they look alike, you di-khead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would sh@- you twice!"
2007-04-19 09:24:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaahahahahahahaha ...cant wait to share this joke.......10/10
2007-04-19 09:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by Neha M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHA lmao thats so brilliant 10/10 + *
hey michua,that could not be possible,you
mean your aunt and mine are the same?lol
2007-04-20 11:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! don`t know what to say but Brilliant. 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-19 16:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah!!! OMG this is one is going to be told by me at the next family reuinion ( I have an aunt that this would fit perfectly for) heheh
2007-04-19 16:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely! Thanks for the chuckle. I really needed it!
Here's a star. I would give you more for that joke if I could!
2007-04-19 16:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋