Whats the best long joke that you have ever heard?!?

Question

I am bored.Make my laugh
please

what website can I find the so called gorilla joke

Answer 1

The purple gorilla joke goes on for about 30 minutes. I am not about to try to tell it here, I would be writing well after the three days that this is an open question has expiered.

Answer 2

A fly is flying around over a pond. What the fly doesn't know is there is a fish watching it. The fish thinks if that fly would just drop 6 inches I can eat that fly. What the fish doesn't know is there is a bear watching it. The bear thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish will get that fly and I can get that fish. What the bear doesn't know is there is a hunter watching it and the hunter has a cheese sandwich in his pocket. The hunter thinks if the fly would drop 6 inches the fish would get that fly the bear would get that fish and I could shoot that bear. What the hunter doesn't know is there is a mouse watching him. The mouse thinks if that fly would drop 6 inches the fish would get the fly the bear would get the fish and the hunter will jump up to shoot the bear drop his cheese sandwich and I could get the cheese sandwich. Well what the mouse doesn't know is there is a cat watching him. The cat thinks if the fly would just drop 6 inches the fish would get the fly the bear would get the fish the hunter would jump up to shoot the bear drop that cheese sandwich the mouse would get the cheese sandwich and I could get that mouse. Well everything happened in that order. The fly dropped 6 inches the fish ate the fly the bear got the fish the hunter jumped up, shot the bear dropped his cheese sandwich and the mouse got the cheese sandwich. The cat sprung on the mouse but missed and landed in the pond. Do you know the moral of the story?.............................If the fly drops 6 inches the ***** gets wet.

Answer 3

one day, the rabbit was running through the wood when he saw the giraffe taking some cocaine. he told her that's very bad for her and she should stop doing drugs and start jogging because it's more healthy. the giraffe thought the rabbit was right and she would feel much better,so she started jogging through the wood with the rabbit.after a while they met the elephant. he was about to take some heroine. the rabbit told him to stop because it was bad for his health and he invited the elephant jogging. giving a second thought, the elephant said it's a great idea and they all started jogging together. soon they met the lion who was about to smoke a marijuana cigar. the rabbit told him to stop because it is unhealthy, and he invited the lion jogging. the lion became very angry and started batting the rabbit. the elephant and the giraffe asked the lion what was his problem, because the rabbit had nice intentions and was just concerned about their health. so the lion said:
- everytime the stupid rabbit takes an ecstasy pill, he runs the hell out of us

i laughed so bad when i heard it
hope you like it

Answer 4

All the Marvo the magician jokes !
the best shaggy dog stories of all time.

Answer 5

Here are som sites that i like to read as they all tell jokes be warned though some are rude enjoy

Answer 6

2 blonds driving down the road see a blond in a field rowing a boat the blond says to the blond 1 it,s blonds like that make us look stupid and blond one says it,s a good thing I can,t swim or I would swim out and kick her a##

needless to say there is no water in the field the blond is rowing in get ha ha ha

Answer 7

blonde & brunette inherit family ranch.They get into financial trouble so have to buy a bull to breed. They have $600 so the brunette sets off to Ft.Worth stockyard and tells the blonde if she buys one she will need her to come collect it. The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull and decided to buy.The man tells her he will sell it for $599 no less. After paying him she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator says that it will be 99c a word. After paying for the bull the brunette only has $1 left so she realises she can only send one word. After a few minutes of thinking she nods and says "I want you to send her the word comfortable". The operator shakes his head "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable"? The brunette explains, "My sister is blonde. The word is big. She will read it very slowly....com-for-da-bull!

Answer 8

A young Mexican boy came home from school, to find his mother
in the kitchen baking.

He put his hands in the flour and wiped it all over his face. and
says, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."

His mother slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."

He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I'm a
white boy."

His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, Go show your
grandmother. "

The boy, now totaly confused, goes to his grandmother' s room
and says, "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy."

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to
his mother.

His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?"

The boy replies, "I sure did. I've only been a white boy for about
five minutes and already I don't like you Mexicans."

Answer 9

i liked the fly one
wanta hear a dirty joke
boy falls into a muddy pool
wanta hear a clean joke
he takes a bath with bubbles
wanta hear a dirty joke
bubbles are micheal jackson

Answer 10

i have plenty off jokes on my space go and take a look at my questions and theres still time on some to leave comments even a star ................