You have but to look up at the noontime sun to see proof of my existence. I am there.
Why would you deny that? I cannot comprehend.
Very well, it is not a serious matter for me. I am not a jealous god. You will find out soon enough when we meet at your Judgement. If your heart is light with good deeds, we may proceed together to the Afterlife.
If not, your ba will be eaten by my guardian Amut.
I shall bid you good day, and don't forget to feed the hungry, protect the weak bla bla bla you know the drill.
2007-04-19
08:04:26
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Mortal woman 'Army Gal':
If your heart is light with good deeds when weighed against the feather of Ma'at, then you may proceed with me to the Fields of Aalu, where we may proceed to play "beer pong" as many mortals seem to enjoy. I am not concerned with you belief in me (not like that false "YHWH" character) but I find it a little disrespectful to deny my most obvious existence.
2007-04-19
08:14:14 ·
update #1
Foolish moral Raoul:
The "sun" is just my eye. Everyone's eyesight fails after a while. But that does not mean I do not exist. But do not worry, I will engulf the Earth in fire long before that, bringing you all to the Fields of Aalu with me.
2007-04-19
08:29:12 ·
update #2
I do not worship the SUN, I worship GOD.
2007-04-19 08:11:24
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answered by Kerilyn 7
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for each scripture which you think of helps the Trinity there are 10 that say that Jesus isn't God however the Son of God. attempt case in point. a million John 5:5 ,John 20:17 and Rev.3:12
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answered by ? 4
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And you, my friend RA, will consume yourself until your core collapses and turns you into a red giant. You will then burn the last of your helium to form a red supergiant until even that expires and you are reduced to a hot carbon core inside a gas nebula, and then a planetary nebula. Eventually, you will cool and become a white dwarf, a burned out remnant of your once God-like power.
Then you will know who your true friends are.
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It will no doubt be a spectacular sight as the red giant engulfs the earth and I would love to see it, but doubt I have the time.
Eye or not, it still sounds painful.
2007-04-19 08:21:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Perhaps atheists deny " the obvious " because, in reality, it isn't obvious.. Have you considered the possibility that there really is no god, and that religion was created by man solely to make us think that our lives are purposeful ? Maybe God is non-existent && an afterlife is only a false promise that is intended to help us accept death..
2007-04-19 08:16:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Ah, but what if I'm atheist and have a heart that is light with good deeds? What will you do with me then?
Later...
Ah, understood great sun god.
2007-04-19 08:09:56
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answered by ARMY Babe 4
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I hope you've been careful what you feed Amut here lately. Some brands of lion-hippo-crocodile chow have been recalled in response to reports of renal failure in such composite creatures.
2007-04-19 08:31:43
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answered by Anonymous
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We really need to talk about these solar flare things..... and what is up with the plan to incinerate the earth in 5 billion years.
2007-04-19 08:19:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Hang on a second. Didn't Col. Jack O' Neill get rid of you a few years ago?
2007-04-19 08:12:34
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answered by Ben 7
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Bet you £50 that I can whoop you in a game of Darts
2007-04-19 08:09:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Thank Ra you finally set them strait.
I was starting to think that I was the only one who knew you existed. By the way, what is your will regarding pre-marital sex?
2007-04-19 08:08:52
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answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7
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