English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I am shining down on all of you. I realize that some of you deny my existence, but that does not mean that I, solar god Ra, do not exist. To prove my existence to you, I shall continue warming the globe as I have been doing. Perhaps a melted ice-cap will knock some sense into you.

2007-04-19 08:00:01 · 17 answers · asked by Ra 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Silly mortals, the Udjat originally represented the Eye of Ra. Horus later took my symbol as his own, but I don't hold it againt him. Not like I hold it against that ****** Set. What a jerk.

2007-04-19 08:07:02 · update #1

I think I know what my own eye looks like, fools.

2007-04-19 08:07:21 · update #2

Maybe you would know what it looks like if you'd look up at me in the noontime sun, but you care only for your weak little corneas.

2007-04-19 08:08:15 · update #3

17 answers

AAAAHHHHH RRRRRRAAAAAA

Thank you for warming us with your light. Your existence is evident, unlike many of the other deity's religious peddlers have been trying to sell me on this board.

2007-04-19 08:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0 0

Well, I haven't looked at you directly. You're so powerful you could blind me. But I've been aware that you're up there today, and the birds have been singing about you too this morning. So cool down just a bit. We're all grateful for your existence.

2007-04-19 08:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by Habitus 4 · 0 0

ra, you resemble the eye of horus today. but thank you anyway for rising each morning and keeping us warm!

2007-04-19 08:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ra..drop of golden sun

2007-04-19 08:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0 0

I'm in Florida and looking at the sun can be dangerous. is Horus your spokesperson?

2007-04-19 08:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by wendy_da_goodlil_witch 7 · 0 0

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun....


...even if that *was* where the fun was.

2007-04-19 08:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 0 0

Nope, it was cloudy today. A few raindrops fell in the area as well.

2007-04-19 08:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Alex A.C. 2 · 1 0

Sorry... T'is cloudy here on the Prairies, today.

Is * red-giant status* still on, in 4.7 billion years? And how d'ya feel about that? (I'd like it postponed, personally... (?))

2007-04-19 08:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I try not to look squarely at the sun... It hurts my eyes.

2007-04-19 08:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would like to look at you, but There are too many clouds blocking you today :(

2007-04-19 08:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by Bobby 3 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers