i need a laugh
hooked on phonics !!
2007-04-19 07:56:52 · 19 answers · asked by Gabriel D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Floral Jock-Strap.
2007-04-19 08:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by MISTY 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say something
A pastor was doing a funeral the first week of a new appointment and therefore was unable to say anything at all about the man whose body was in the casket. So he asked for those present to share. He said, "Is there anyone here how can say something good about this man?"
Silence.
He went on, "Is there someone here who can say something pretty good about this man?"
More silence.
Again the pastor went on, "Is there someone who can say anything at all that is at least somewhat positive about this man?" Finally an older gentleman stood up and said, "Well, he wasn't as bad as his brother.!
2007-04-19 15:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look out behind you! The red eyed demon elephants have eaten your rotten, moldy, cupcakes which possessed them to come after you with mozzarella cheese!!!
2007-04-19 08:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by Twilight <33 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you read The Importance of BEAN Earnest?
2007-04-19 08:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Banana hammock!
2007-04-19 08:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Toilet Duck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
karl pilkington.
google pilkipedia.
try youtube.
heres a link. you owe me 10 points.
2007-04-19 08:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
17.5kg flatpack bookcase from Argos. If I throw it, will you catch it or will you just get squished?
2007-04-19 12:41:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yogurt
random enough?
2007-04-19 08:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have lots of dirty laundry to get rid of, how about that??
2007-04-19 08:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scriblonglaafotech
can't get much more random than that
2007-04-19 08:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by Foolishness. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋