Air Force 1 arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to 6 white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering f@rt ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The f@rt shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to Bush, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Bush, always trying to be presidential, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it I thought it was one of the horses"
2007-04-19 07:53:16 · 14 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the best one I have heard in a long time. Thanks for the huge laugh and I gave you a gold star (of course they don't count for anything that I know of but I like to give them out in hopes I get 10 pts)
2007-04-19 07:58:07 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
Bush's Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
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2007-04-19 16:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering what he done to Saddam Hussein I say long live the president but to be a winner you must know when to stop and now is the time. Politicians are conquerers and so is Mr Bush.
2007-04-19 15:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by b_sibeko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke has been around the internet for years.
2007-04-19 14:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by Princess of the Realm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke but kilrblue's answer just about did for my ribs.
2007-04-20 07:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by Shunter 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I approve immensely. Very Bush. *.
2007-04-19 15:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by Toilet Duck 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont want to read that much! but ill save it to read it later...
im sure its hularious!
2007-04-19 14:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by #$%@-_ThE mAn MaN_-@%$# 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful. Well done!
2007-04-19 14:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by lkrhtr70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-04-19 15:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by wadup78 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww! LOL. LOL.
2007-04-22 11:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋