A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around,
spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop
up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
shx@ yourself when I tell you the price."
2007-04-19 06:59:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2016-12-04 07:52:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-19 07:02:06 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-19 08:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-19 07:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-19 07:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by willie 57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-19 08:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by pinkchiq2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-19 07:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by x-Kelly-x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-19 07:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-19 07:09:19 · answer #10 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋