A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines
And rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. "I ask you a
Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-
Versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily
Win the match, so he makes another offer. "If you don't know the
Answer, you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500."
The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, "What's the distance from the
Earth to the moon?"
The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill
With three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the
Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and
Friends. No luck. After an hour, he gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the
blonde and asks,
"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back
to sleep.
2007-04-19 05:37:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha really clever blonde hahahahhahahah she made her own joke up so he could,nt get it right ...clever 10/10
2007-04-19 06:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by Neha M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde women individuals have been sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(close to ohio) woman a million: what's closed...Ohio or the moon? woman 2:nicely,duh,i will see the moon!
2016-12-10 06:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Lawyer joke!
2007-04-19 06:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one clever blonde,brilliant joke.10/10+star. xx
2007-04-19 06:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA thats amazing
even she didn't have the answer hahaha 10/10 +*
2007-04-20 05:01:00 · answer #5 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg.....that was actually a really good joke! You brightened up my day! I am gonna remember this one for a long time!
2007-04-19 05:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nickname 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
Are you a real blonde?
2007-04-19 06:02:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-04-19 05:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by sammi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny : )
2007-04-19 05:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this one on becquet.com/laughter.......
so yeah good one
2007-04-19 06:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋