'The dinner seems to be taking forever to cook!' moaned Casey.
'Don't blame me,' said his missus, 'I'm only following instructions. On the box it says that the peas have to be boiled separately. I can't tell you how long it's taking!'
On another box of instructions it said 'Stand in boiling water for twenty minutes'. Mrs Casey could never manage that, her feet hurt to much when the water got too hot!
2007-04-19 05:15:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tell me again at 10pm in the pub lol
2007-04-19 07:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feels like there is a little something missing in the telling.
2007-04-19 05:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry mate ur gonna have to come up with a better one next time never mind just keep tryin
2007-04-19 05:37:17 · answer #3 · answered by smoke s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these sort, well done Irish, you got a star. xx
2007-04-19 06:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these type of jokes are so stupid but u gotta laugh at em lol ha ha ha ha he he he he he
2007-04-19 09:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by sandradapanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i won't be surprised if she's a blonde.
2007-04-19 05:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by shaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ain't it true...hahaha!..thx for the laughs...;-)
2007-04-19 05:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not.
2007-04-19 11:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf wut is supposed to be funny
2007-04-19 05:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋