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My 6 year old son told me at the weekend that he wanted to be a ganster like me!! Im totally not a ganster and dont dress that way at all!

2007-04-19 02:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by OriginalBubble 6 · 1 1

a million.) what's your first call? Jane. 2.) How previous are you? 26. 3.) What hair shade and eye shade are you maximum interested in in somebody? eco-friendly eyes. No specific hair shade. 4.) How tall are you? 5'10 5.) What faith are you? Christian. 6.) Do you love anybody, if so who? My infants, my husband, pals, and relatives. 7.) Do you hate anybody, if so who? No. 8.) Do you have faith that anybody might desire to carve out their very own id in existence? definite, in the event that they want to. 9.) have you ever executed that so a good distance? definite. 10.) well known shade? Black and eco-friendly. 11.) well known food? Pasta. 12.) in case you have one great power what might or no longer it is? study minds. 13.) on your team of pals you're: the trustworthy one, the popular one, the candy one, the hyper one, or the humorous one? i do no longer extremely have a "team", yet i'm hyper and humorous, or so i'm instructed. 14.) Are you on the instant, bi, or gay? on the instant. 15.) you may quite date somebody with: a form heart, an superb humorousness, or a six-p.c..? form heart, yet an superb humorousness may well be a plus. sixteen.) Are you jealous of anybody? if so, who? No. 17.) might you die for anybody/something? definite, my teenagers and my husband. 18.) in college you're/have been: pals with anybody, pals with one team, or pals with one or 2 human beings? pals with one team, I had a bad journey in college. 19.) Are you a virgin? If no longer, how previous have been you once you lost it? properly, provided that i'm married with 2 teenagers... no. i grew to become into 19. 20.) Do you ever plan on having infants? I even have 2, and that i'm pregnant. 21.) Do you ever plan on being married? i'm. 22.) What did you want to be once you grew up once you have been 5 years previous? Oh gosh, in all risk an actress. 23.) Use one adjective to describe your self. diverse. 24.) Do you have a existence tale? if so, tell me, plox!!!!!! No thank you.

2016-12-29 09:38:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Just today or ever? My daughter is very cute, almost 3 and comes out with things every day that make me smile!

Her in thing at the moment, altho she's been potty trained for a year, whenever she needs a wee she runs up to the toilet chanting 'never tiddle my knicknocks, never tiddle my knicknocks' it's hilarious!

2007-04-19 01:57:12 · answer #3 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 1 0

I was in Wal-mart and decided to break wind.
It had a little re-verb with a squeak. Rather good one.
My 3 year old granddaughter laughed and pointed at me and said Grandpa, I heard that.
When we go to the checkout she proceeded to tell everyone in line
"My grandpa farted, but he don't stink, only at home and the cat runs."

Out if the mouths of babes.

Get A Grip.

2007-04-19 02:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 1 1

My sister had become as much of a cheapskate as my brother in law, they took 4 foreign holidays a year, and had a really nice house, but at Christmas they invited me over and would expect me to bring food and drinks, along with the presents, almost £200 worth most years. After one beer(one of the ones I brought over myself) that would be it, they'd save the remainder for themselves, but one Christmas their little son got so fed-up with me sitting in front of an empty glass, he got another out the fridge and brought it to me despite bearly being able to walk!

2007-04-19 02:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Avon 7 · 2 0

A friend of mine has a son named Austin. He's four and has a major crush on my sister (who is the same age as his mom). Whenever he's over, he'll follow her around and she's the only one allowed to read to him, play with him, sit next to him, etc. He won't let anyone but her come near by, and he gets this goofy grin on his face when she's there. It's so cute!

2007-04-19 02:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by sister steph 6 · 2 0

When my son Michael was 9 months old, he crawled out onto the stoop and watched an ant for several minutes. He then reached out a finger and squished it. Seeing the ant's body stuck to his finger, he held his little hand out to me and said, "Ewww!" That was his very first word, and I just love the way it all came about.

Thank you for asking such a nice question. This forum was rather heated yesterday, and a smile is most appreciated.

2007-04-19 02:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2 0

My middle child: when he was 4 he was at the gas station with my husband and their was a police officer in there and he kept starring at the police officer. The cop asked him, " Can I help you?" my son said, " you have a big gun." The cop said ,"Yes I do".

My son then replied, "My mom says all cops have big guns is that true."

The cop couldn't answer. He was laughing to hard.

Talk about embarassing.

2007-04-19 02:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

For around 10 years in a row (when I was between the ages of 18 and 28), I had my picture taken with a mall Santa every year, and had that photo turned into a holiday card. That by itself was usually pretty funny - the expressions of the Santas with me on their laps was usually priceless.

One year, as I was standing in line to have my photo taken, the little girl in front of me, in a bright red stiff-skirted dress, tugged at the bottom edge of my shirt. When I looked down at her, smiling, she asked me "Are you waiting for Santa"?

"Yes, I am", I said.

She thought about that a bit while she looked around. In a minute or two, she tugged on my shirt again.

"Where's your little girl? Or do you have a little boy?" she asked me.

"I don't have a little girl OR a little boy", I replied. "I'm waiting all by myself. I'm going to have my picture taken with Santa"

Well, the little girl thought very deeply about this for a while.

After a bit more, I felt the tug again. I looked down, and the little girl crooked her finger at me to come closer. I bent down, and she put her face near mine, cupped her hand around my ear and whispered:

"He isn't REAL, you know!"




I still chuckle when I think of that. Thanks for bringing up the memory.



Peace out.

2007-04-19 02:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 2 0

Okay, here goes. When my oldest was 2, she was going through potty training. She wanted to show everyone her new panties and wanted to see everyone else's panties to see what color they were. I was just glad she was interested!

Anyway, the phone rang one day and it was my husband's boss. I set the phone down to go get hubby. When we came back into the room, we got there just in time to hear my daughter say into the phone "Daddy is wearing blue panties!" meaning his blue boxer shorts. He NEVER lived that down (and of course, I bring it up myself now and then lol).

2007-04-19 02:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1 0

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