2007-04-19 01:26:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Confessio..."
Knowing you, as I imagine I do,if you make a point of going regularly to Holy Confession, then it shouldn't take you more than 30 minutes to list your sins each time. The penance will be a nightmare but perhaps you can stack them up for the weekend when you'll be able to eat a bowl of oatmeal before toddling off to church to relieve the priest from his long and hard duties; manually assisting him in preparation for mass...
2007-04-19 01:36:23 · answer #1 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't even waste your time trying. Just wear a flowery apron, and a silk scarve -- you decide if you want the 'Miss Doubt fire' grandma look, or the coy and the demeur Miss Bettie Davies diva look - probably accomplished by you choice of lipstick shade . . .
Don't fancy drag to hide your afternoon iniquities? How about a sports kit? Maybe throw a loose football jersey over a pair of color-matched running slacks, with some lazy but chic trainers? A baseball turned around, or a crocheted ghetto cap will finish the look, and distract folks from your supposedly blighted character. Bling as desired.
2007-04-19 08:40:11 · answer #2 · answered by Kedar 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Being a gay born original is not a sin. However if you are pretending to be a gay, it is your sin.Don't worry if you did never pretend to be.
jtm
2007-04-19 08:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're no more a "sinner" than anyone else. Trust me there's "worse sins" out there. It seems like the modern Christians would rather hang out with or forgive a serial killer, straight child molester, or a husband that beats his wife to death than a regular, peace loving homosexual.
2007-04-19 08:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The power of pumice. Or lighter fluid and afterward a nice cigarette.
2007-04-19 08:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Curtis B 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get rid of that "ring around the collar"
2007-04-19 08:30:07 · answer #6 · answered by liberpez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u have to soak first then they should wash right off
2007-04-19 09:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use Dial.
2007-04-19 08:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come bath
2007-04-19 08:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by alexhotpenis 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you cant.... cause once you've been jacked you can never go back!!!!
2007-04-19 08:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by Dee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋