Cheer me up!!!
2007-04-18 17:32:58 · 14 answers · asked by Kate2202 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Fruit Loops........eat some.
2007-04-18 17:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by rere 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HERE COME THE STORKS
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.
The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him.
"Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back.
She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job.
Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying.
"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate:
their son is absent from the nest all night!
Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!"
2007-04-19 00:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not very good at jokes, so I won't tell you any, but you can go onto Jay Leno's website and read the "Headlines" - they always crack me up! The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
You can see some cool cars, too!
Hope you have a better day tomorrow!
Take it easy.
2007-04-19 00:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will a star help? Can't do much more....I've also had a bad day!
2007-04-19 00:38:53 · answer #4 · answered by ~angie~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Eddie Izzard!
You say erb and we say herb because there's a fooking h in it!
2007-04-19 00:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Cpt. Amazing 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish i could but i had a bad day toooo. Sorry : (
2007-04-19 00:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by CHAEI 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buck up lil' one just watch the news there are people worse off than you.
2007-04-19 00:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by sikchux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile! It'll brighten up your day.
2007-04-19 00:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by Meeya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok.... do you know what Bumbles wipes his furry behind with?? Little bunnys!! Do you know what Bumbles like to eat?? Little piggys dipped in mustard!!
2007-04-19 00:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
please, tell me what happened, I'm listening, just let it all out. I'm here, and I want to help all I can. you can e-mail me the details, I have nothing but hope to give you.
2007-04-19 00:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋