Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court..
The judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is f****n' Goofy."
There is a good one about Johnny on my 360..........Tell me a good joke and you may just get the ten points!!!!
2007-04-18 17:22:32 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Great one!!Ok I found something a while back that I posted,it's not really a joke but it's something I found hysterical!!
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Tampa, Florida after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his pickup truck and fell into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the truck, switched the wipers on and off -- it was a fine, dry summer night - flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only vehicle left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "'ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
2007-04-18 17:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
there are these two guys going bird hunting, and there are birds everywhere, the first guy got like 30 something birds, but the other one didn't get any. so he asks him, "dude, what the hell's wrong wit chu?" "I don't know, I'm not throwing the dog up high enough" and that's how they got banned from that zoo.
2007-04-19 08:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA LMAO!!
=)
I can't think of a good joke right now. Let me get back to you.
2007-04-18 17:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sheena in Cali 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know any good jokes....
2007-04-18 17:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by ~angie~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats funny...
2007-04-18 17:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋