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talk to anything that wasn't either human or a domestic pet.??
Talked to your food? Flowers? 'Fess Up! :)

I barked at the door of my truck earlier for closing on my foot.

2007-04-18 15:47:52 · 42 answers · asked by lost_but_not_hopeless 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

it was more of a harmless growl than an actual bark .. but I am sure hat damn door knew I was serious! ..
Thanks for the entertaining responses :)

2007-04-18 16:03:54 · update #1

42 answers

My computer.
It's soooo slow today...

2007-04-18 15:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0 0

Omigosh, this could be diffy, Lets just say with metaphysical tendencies, slight schizo tendencies and mystical insight and a working knowledge of electronics.... well, I talk back to the radio, the walls, and myself. God is a given. Sometimes I'll ask a question and let the radio tuner be twisted and voila! an answer. Better than that black 8 ball with a wind. Then there are the cards....

2007-04-18 15:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

O O reminded me of that darn bar of soap that always decides to fall right on my toe in my shower before I get a chance to wake up! I hate that stupid thing! I'm sure he's been called quite a few mean names by me.

Uh, one time I tripped over my own foot when I was walking and the guy I was with told the crack in the cement "you better watch it!" I thought it was really cute.

2007-04-18 15:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by Kd 5 · 1 0

I talk to my computer all the time. When it's running slow I have a habit of yelling at it, etc. When it's playing music I sing with it. I talk to the TV. When the news is on I have a habit of yelling at the commentators. Not good, is it? I won't worry though unless they/it start talking back. LOL

2007-04-18 15:52:01 · answer #4 · answered by Phyllobates 7 · 0 0

You have serious mental issues...and the last thing I talked to was my wall. The wall answered back, only in my head. And gave me good advice how to get along with my friends. Thence, I hugged the wall and my mom caught me poking the wall endlessly. I had a realy great time with my wall. He's so funny.

2007-04-18 15:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I yelled at a moth which was obstructing my entry to the front door.

I growled at the mailbox because the post was folded up and jammed in it.

I told the kettle to "hurry up and boil"

I asked a bug on the wall "what the hell are you?" because I couldn't identify it.....


Wow, thanks for that, you've just made me realise I'm an absolute nutter.

2007-04-18 15:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

today at work i talked to thecomputer (very old system that is very slow), the registers there like form the 19 th century, does the telephone count? I had to call the helpless desk

2007-04-18 15:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you "barked" at it?? I've never barked at anything but I talk to inanimate objects all the time......I bump into a table "oh, excuse me"....the computer is acting up "You are a worthless piece of crap!"

This doesn't make me crazy.......the fact that they sometimes answer back might though.

2007-04-18 15:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have a stuffed animal thats the mega mushroom from super mario bros, and i told him to stop looking at me,he wasn't getting any ice cream :0

2007-04-18 15:51:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I talked to my salad as I ate it tonight.
I said "You taste just like a filet mignon, medium rare; baked potato with lots of butter and sour cream; fresh steamed asparagus"

It laughed and said SURE

2007-04-18 15:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2 0

ive talked to flowers and many other things for annoying me and hurting me, like if i jammed my finger on the door i would go YOU STUPID DOOR

2007-04-18 15:51:31 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Chocolate♥ 2 · 0 0

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