In a major turn around the Justice Department, in cooperation
with the Fish and Wildlife service, has made a startling announcement.
Though conservation groups are up in arms over the decision, and an
entire species will be destroyed, it has been decided there will be
a massive roundup of bears throughout the United States, its
Territories, and possessions. After the round up the bears shall be
slaughtered and dismembered with painless dispatch. Using the membership list of the NRA, and other sources, bear arms shall be delivered
throughout the United States, its territories, and possessions, at
which time all deadly firearms shall be confiscated and the Constitution's
2nd Amendment upheld to the letter.
2007-04-18 15:33:15 · 10 answers · asked by Terry 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
i don't know why people have to have guns. they are so dangerous to have around. And then people even object to controlling assualt weapons. its a mad world.
2007-04-18 15:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by 1st Liberal 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What a waste of natural resources. They'll slaughter entire species to extinction only to find bears have no arms....only legs.
They'll then declare we all have the inalienable right to wear short sleeves....
2007-04-18 22:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by evans_michael_ya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The right to bear arms, well its a no win situation for any side.
When will people learn we need to address this seriously about innocent lives being taken for what? A temper tantrum wait until all the students are in one section hey you need to face responsibility for their actions.
2007-04-18 22:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by Marsley 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well this can't be good for me because others tell me I have a lot of bear energy in me, and I am armed.
2007-04-18 22:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by Stephen 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh no they are not going to kill Smokey, Yogi, Booboo, Fuzzy Wuzzy, or the teddys. What is the world coming too.
2007-04-18 23:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Some jokes are really hard to *bear*.
2007-04-18 22:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can't belive when the background check was done it didn't show the attempts the cops made to have him in psychatric detention..... What does the background check just pick random counties ......
2007-04-18 22:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by coco d 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i believe we need to arm bears
2007-04-18 22:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by Unfrozen Caveman 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Can I get a couple?
2007-04-18 22:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by Whiner 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was un"bear"able.
2007-04-18 22:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋