English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Whoever posts the most randomest thing wins.

2007-04-18 14:57:05 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

47 answers

Walls keep wind in its place ...

2007-04-19 14:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by zappafan 6 · 1 0

Off the top of my head.....my explanation of how the chicken crossed the road:

He drove down the London Bridge on a motorcycle.
Stopped at a club and bought a martini.
Did the hokey pokey and went square dancing.
Talked to his friend Sparky the Squirrel.
Bought a bagel in a bakery.
Went to Antarctica and wondered why there weren't any chickens.
After pondering this, he caught a ride on a beluga whale.
Once in the tropic zone, he tagged along with his dolphin friend.
Went to flying school to learn to fly an airplane.
Flew the airplane to the road he was going to cross.
Once he neared the road, crashed the plane.
Before the plane fell, he ejected the seat.
And he sailed over the road in a parachute.
Done.

2007-04-18 15:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by Holy Mackerel 5 · 4 0

I wanted to bring you some kittens, but the gatorade factory was all out and the cows just don't play on the moon anymore!


OR


To be very literal:

"the most randomest thing"

There I technically posted 'the most randomest thing'. -_^

2007-04-18 15:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by msxcheshirexcat 4 · 0 0

Roses make the world go around just as george washington did with the apple it is said that you could fly on a apple despite its small size which brings me to the harry potter philosphy of magic involved followed by a nice sundae at mcdonalds until we all threw up and then took a walk in the sky to realize that clouds are beyond belief we all laughed and shouted with joy what a crazy day but none of us are hipocrits AMEN.

2007-04-18 15:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Sometimes orange kool aid movie stars whisper horror stories about pink poodles singing in the rain while purple pandas fish for zebras with braces at the north pole.

2007-04-26 12:48:13 · answer #5 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 0 0

who's to say it is the most randomest thing? are you voting or the people?

2007-04-25 05:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Just Me 3 · 0 0

Randomest is not a word.

2007-04-26 09:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by lilmsclay 2 · 1 0

Pickle Muffins.

2007-04-24 20:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 2 0

Cotton Candy Trojan Horse

2007-04-26 08:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by Eriqk 1 · 0 0

Galbox

2007-04-26 13:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by Minda 5 · 0 0

I eat cheesy velcro zebra zippers while watching pencil commercials on the imaginary t.v. in the toilet factory basement across the street from the doorknob store.

2007-04-18 15:03:49 · answer #11 · answered by giggitygiggitygiggitygirl 2 · 5 0

fedest.com, questions and answers