What would people be like in a parallel universe?

Question

Paris Hilton would be a schoolteacher.

Michael Jackson would own an award-winning daycare.

The French would say, "We love the Americans!"

The Americans would say, "We love the French!"

America and North and South Korea would all be allies.

Feel free to continue my list.

Answer 1

Australia would have the "Normal" animals and the rest of the world would be weird.