2007-04-18 13:51:53 · 27 answers · asked by joe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"hello there little anal dwelling butt monkey"........
Bruce Almighty
2007-04-18 14:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by mamaontherun 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a few….. We are the Queens of Jim Carrey!!!!
“Well if I were you then you’d be me, and I’d use YOUR body to get to the top!”
“What were you doing?”
“Having SEXXXX!”
The pen is blue. The pen is Blue. The Gosh Darn Pen is BLUE!”
"Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aalrighty then."
“Yer gun is digging into my hip *belch*”
“It’s not Snowflake. IT’S NOT SNOWFLAKE!”
“Do NOT go in THERE!”
"See that you do. If I had been drinking from the toilet, I may have been killed."
"Ventura..."
"Yes, Satan? Oh i'm sorry sir, you sounded like somebody else."
And you must be the monopoly guy! Do not pass go. Do not collect $200!”
That’s a lovely wrap you have. Perhaps I could get you some slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals?!”
“THEEEEY HAVE GUANO!!!”
“This is a lovely room of death!”
“WAAARRRMMM!”
“Take THAT you wicked spawn of SaTANNN!!!!”
“Have it your way. Let’s do all the things that YOU wanna do!”
“P------s?”
“Why thank you. I have some right here. It’s bulky but I consider it carry-on.”
“PEANUTS.”
I was unaware that the Wachutus were BITERS!”
“Bumble bee tuna.”
*whispers* “Excuse me, your balls are showing…”
“EARTHQUAKE TEST! He’s good, with my help he could be the best..”
"Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! "
2007-04-19 00:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by beezus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Almighty
2007-04-18 21:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by mofun20 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Almighty
2007-04-18 20:55:18 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As if he wrote them.
Only movie he made worth watching was Man On the Moon.
2007-04-18 21:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by open4one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like A Glove
from Ace Ventura
Isay it everytime I park my car
2007-04-18 21:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Free Truman!
2007-04-18 20:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by ErinJean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if it is his best line, but I find myself saying 'It's gooood' like from Bruce Almighty all the time.
2007-04-18 20:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by sakalynda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating." --Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2007-04-18 21:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by harlow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are 2 of them..
"P-a-r-t -y , cause I gotta " --The Mask
" I don't do humans " -- Ace Ventura ...
" Finkal, Ihorn, Finkal, Ihorn" --Ace Ventura
2007-04-18 21:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
in "Liar, Liar" when his son asks him "Is beauty really skin deep"? and jim carey says, "No, that's just something ugly people say to make themselves feel better"! Hilarious!
2007-04-18 20:55:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋