If I tell my 16 year old sister that she smells like a dog's bottom, should she be offended?

Answer 1

Not if she does, does she? if the answer is yes then tell her to stop whinning and take a bloody bath

Answer 2

well first of all how do you know what a dog's bottom smells like ... and if you know from personal experience then she shouldn't be offended because at least shes not a dog butt sniffer :)

hehe just kidding man~

Depends on how you meant it ... to be mean? or to be informative so she can remedy the situation

Answer 3

She might. Consider this:
You and she come from the same parents and have a similar genetic make-up. Perhaps you smell like a dog's bottom, too?

Answer 4

I am sure you have a true enough vocabulary that you can find the necessary words and phrases to help your sister rather than the words you just mentioned. If you can't, then please let your mother or some other female help you sister transition with some dignity. Remember that words can 'kill' a person quicker than a gun sometimes. And this is your own blood...

Answer 5

You could try:

Dreadfully sorry, old bean but I must advise in your best interests that you smell like the anus of a canine.

Remember the slightly posh accent

Answer 6

Most likely yes....if you screamed it at her then yes - however if it was said in jest and she was laughing too then probably not.

Does she really smell like a dogs bum......?

If so have a word with her as it'll kill her social life dead. ;O)

PS - how old are you....? If you are younger I can understand but if you are older....then dear me you have a lot of growing up to do.....

PPS - what did she retaliate with......if she hasn't retaliated then she is likely thinking of something good to use on you next time.

Enjoy you sibling of a smelly dogs bum :O)

Answer 7

Hi just put another way or better still let her mates tell her ,
It'll just cause tension she'll think your nagging

Answer 8

well wouldnt you but it might be funny for you anyway sure she will forgive you and see the funny side have a star im in a good mood see ya bye

Answer 9

Of course she should - as that was the intention anyway, what's the problem?

Answer 10

all brother and sisters are like that