2007-04-18 07:58:45 · 35 answers · asked by Ashley V 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Q: So your running through a field in a canoe and your wheel falls off.....how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?
A: Purple! Because ice cream doesn't have any bones!
2007-04-18 08:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a girl who was upset and lonely. Then a very handsome man (Fabio or whatever) walked into the room. He swept the girl in his arms and carried her off into the sunset.
If that doesn't work try:
There once was a girl who was upset and lonely. So out of her boredom she turned on the TV. She noticed on the news that the President had gone missing. She went downstairs for a cup of milk only to realize that her evil stepfather had captured the President. The girl called 911, and became famous and fabulously rich from the reward money.
I tried! ;) Hope you happy now!
2007-04-18 08:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a smile on Ash. I don't know what's making you upset, but if it makes you feel any better, there is mold growing under my house and it causes me to wake up wishing I was dead every morning due to an over abundance of flem.
Also I'm sitting in a computer lab and I've gotten hit on by 3 guys. Im not a homophobe but what the hell? Why do I set off peoples gaydar?
2007-04-18 08:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by John S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you upset and lonely? Don't dwell on things and feel sorry for yourself for to long or u won't be able to drag yourself out of it! Write 10 good things about yourself on a piece of paper. Have a hot bath and pamper yourself and you will soon cheer up!
2007-04-18 08:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by sParKy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know what will cheer you up, how about a joke? there are these two guys going bird hunting, and there are birds everywhere. one guy got like 30 something birds, but the other didn't even get one, so he asks him "what the hell's wrong wit'chu?" "I don't know, I can't throw the dog up high enough" and that's how they were banned from pets are people too.
2007-04-18 08:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the size of an elephant, i dont have any family.
That should cheer you up knowing that at least you arent the size of a lonely elephant!
2007-04-18 08:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by gene_harden2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-04-18 08:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by gibson w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll try my best ... why don't you go shopping and buy sth really nice for yourself, it always makes me feel much better when I am upset. Or take your favuorite book, get comfty either in your bed or on the couch and read it.
Hope you feel better. :)
2007-04-18 08:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by ilzjux 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK ill try; but I'm not that good of cheering people up um BOO did that work ?
2007-04-18 08:01:51 · answer #9 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes sure
to start with start looking for some quastions you like
answer them
look for one more
and in between
count how many answers you got
you will see how many pple do not know you do care for you
think again
and start to check how about the pple who knows you
they care more
2007-04-18 08:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋