How do you know when you are drunk?

Question

I know when the spell check finds words I can spell!

Answer 1

when the bottle slides out of billy's hand and hits the floor he's there.

Answer 2

When you and your friend go mud-bogging outside an apartment complex where some other friends live and come back with a big orange safety barrel and a flag-man ahead sign.
Yeah, some friends of mine and my boyfriend did that last night. Left our apartment and came back with some presents. The sad part is, my boyfriend wants to hang the flag-man sign above the couch in the living room...

Answer 3

1. When you cant stand straight
2. When there's 2 people people in the room, and you see 4
3. When your breath smells like rotten eggs
4. When you cant complete a sentence with out saying "Where am I"
5. When you wake up in someone elses home

Answer 4

When your beer goggles are in tact, you can't feel your legs, you are all of a sudden an expert dancer, and you just can 't seem to get out words without slurring.

Answer 5

I seldom drink, so it hits me hard if I do. I answered a true long
kept secret on Q's & A's after midnight drinking Christian Bros Port wine in Sprite that was supposed to make me sleepy early,
not loose! Other Q. struck me ridiculously funny, getting me to
bring audacious humor out from my troll trunk. I've not laughed
so hard before with no one here while out of my tree with all of you!

Answer 6

When I feel like talking to old acquaintances I haven't talked to in years, about the past. Mixing myspace and alcohol = mornings of regret.

Answer 7

Easier to ask about the times I am sober. Those times I know...the rest of the time the clock face is fuzzy

Answer 8

I don't understand how it is, but I know I am drunk when my teeth get numb :|

Answer 9

When you wake up in the neighbors yard.

or

When they tell your parents "Your daughters asleep AGAIN in the elevator"

Answer 10

When somebody says "Dude, your drunk"