A little person is hiding in the meat section of the grocery store, behind the bratwurst section. He jumps out when people walk by and yells "I'M BIGGER THAN A BRATWURST!"
What the hell do you say to that?
2007-04-18 06:42:35 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-04-18 06:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick up a bratwurst and smack him in the face with it while yelling..."pick on someone your own size!" ... after all.. it's not nice for him to pick on those poor little sausages?
Honestly,
I would just piss myself laughing
Have a great day and be careful.. your grocery store sounds dangerous!
2007-04-18 06:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by steensagenious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm just amazed you have an entire bratwurst section.
2007-04-18 06:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Redda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hot Dam! Congratulations!
2007-04-18 06:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! I'd probably try not to laugh while in front of the kid and say something like "wow, that's great kiddo" as I walked away, giggling to myself and wondering what the hell his parents were teaching him!
2007-04-18 06:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by ~*~Malarie~*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congradulations?
2007-04-18 06:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make him follow me to the front barrow the speaker phone and announce it to everyone else in the store..lol
2007-04-18 06:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Chica Loca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, Here is 50 cents call someone who cares.
2007-04-18 06:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say, "Well, good for you, honey. Good for you!" And then exit the store as quickly and inconspicuously as possible.
2007-04-18 06:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by Lady M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"F*ck you Danny, your movies are sh*t, your whole family is sh*t. In fact, everything DeVito that's ever existed is sh*t! Now go find a keyhole to die in, I'm trying to shop here!"
2007-04-18 06:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋