A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk?
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
2007-04-18 06:11:15 · 13 answers · asked by Kelly 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
its not the size its what you do with it...but size does matter♥
2007-04-18 06:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Sparkling♥Jules♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny Kelly
2007-04-18 13:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi my name is Sophie if you need anything I'll be in aisle 4!!!
2007-04-18 13:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by selma b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Size doesn't matter, Heard this joke before
2007-04-18 13:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by *{I'm~your~Girl!}* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me size doesn't matter but how it is used. Funny Joke HAHAHAHA
2007-04-18 13:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by mysteryousmtz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the size of the boat, its how you drive it.
unless its a paddle boat. LOL
2007-04-18 13:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. If it's to small whats the point and if it's to big then it hurts.
2007-04-18 14:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by ktychaos13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
size does matter, but, there are alot of other things to consider too.
2007-04-18 13:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by imamom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
size matters...no tinky winkie
2007-04-18 13:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by mercedes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>snerk<
funny, yes.
2007-04-18 13:18:29 · answer #10 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋