there is a wasp in my kitchen what can i do about it?

Question

its currenlty trapped inside a glass.

mostfunny way to dispose of it wins.

im not sharing my gin with a wasp.

Answer 1

Have a large meal of curry, wait a few hours, drill a hole in the glass and feed a tube into it, feed the other end of the tube(lubricated) into your bottom. The curry will soon take effect and you will be soon farting for Ecosse. Count the amount of times you have to release the Devils Breath in order to slay the monster.

Answer 2

I assume you mean there's a stinging insect in your kitchen, and not a Protestant.

If it actually is an insect: go find a dish towel. Fold it over a couple of times, so that you have a thick pad of towel. Now, slide the glass to the edge of the counter top or table (whatever the glass is on), and just as the glass slides off the edge, trap the wasp inside with the towel. Hold the towel to the open end of the glass---unless the wasp is the size of a small dog, it can't sting through the towel.

Take the glass outside and release the wasp.

Answer 3

OK if you have it traped under a glass then put a piece of paper under the glass and carfully lift the glass and let it go outside

Answer 4

Take the glass outside, then set it down, then return later to get the glass.

Answer 5

If you've already got it trapped slide some paper or card under the glass and VERY CAREFULLY walk outside and realease it THEN RUN away!! BE CAREFUL.

Answer 6

Put out a dish of cut-up oranges covered with sugar and invite it to lunch. Then squash it.

Answer 7

slide a lid or something flat under the glass and release it outside.

Answer 8

Roll yourself up and make noises like a news paper and it will soon fly off !!! lol

Answer 9

A Large rolled up newspaper usually does the trick... its scraping it off the wall afterwards thats the pain....

Answer 10

Feed it some chicken soup! then it will taste better when Sputnik catches it. Meeps, xx