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2007-04-18 00:52:45 · 8 answers · asked by Kerry 4 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

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Yes, I have seen UFO(s) and other paranormal things. I have my story on my blog alonq with other people UFO(s) stories linked as well, so stop by, just click link.

2007-04-19 15:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by learning_x 3 · 0 0

Aliens (E.T.) are here, and I'll tell you why.
Ice cream.
Yeah I know it sounds weird.
See in the Roswell UFO crash of July 1947 in the desert of New Mexico.
There was one survivor.
They didn’t know what to feed it.
Seeing how it didn’t seem to have teeth, they gave it all types of soft food.
Mushrooms were close to what the Alien eats.
But the nutritional value wasn’t as high as its own native Mushrooms.
Then one day a scientist came in with an Ice cream cone.
The Alien couldn’t believe how good it tasted.
It started to ask all kinds of questions.
How can something so cold taste so good?
Where did it come from? How was it made?
After making a deal with the Alien(s), and giving it the secret of Ice cream.
We started to have cow mutilations.
Yeah guess what year they started? Huh? Huh?
That’s right 1947! The same year the UFO crashed!
Cow mutilations, a phenomena that first started in Santa Fe county in 1947 has now spread through out the western USA.
Coincidence? I think not!
Yes they need cow utters to make milk.
Since they don’t have a biological need for …well, breast.
They need to genetically engineer them.
Their favorite Ice cream is Häagen-Dazs.
This also explains crop circles.
Yes, crop circles.
Well one of the main ingredients in Häagen-Dazs is corn syrup. (Huh, huh see the pattern now don’t ya?)
It’s nothing more than cosmic Graffiti.
They are just marking their turf if you will.

Now you’re probably wondering why people or being TAKEN.
Well Aliens are lactose intolerant, and people (most people) aren’t.
They need to understand why people aren’t.
Thinking that the digestive track maybe the key to their plight, anal probes were introduced.
After failing, to figure out the mechanism involved in the ability to digest lactose.
Their new goal went into the genetic research of human anatomy, and more anal probing.
Cross breeding is the next step, although no one has seen one of these hybrids.
It is believed that people, who buy ice cream and mushrooms at the same time, are Aliens.
That’s right, so keep a look out for these half breeds.
I must caution you on asking them if they are half alien, they will trick you.
What ever you do just believe they’re normal, the consequences could be life threatening, and more anal probing.
OK maybe I'm insane... but it all adds up!!!

2007-04-18 11:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 1 0

No and never. Some people saying that they sighted UFO's are just a hoax or sometimes because of optical illusion, mirages, hallucinations and other mental or psychological dysfunctions.

2007-04-18 08:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by MFH2203 3 · 1 0

UFO, (Unidentified Flying Objects) yes I have,
many people have, usally it turns out to be birds or planes or the planet Venus. In my case it turned out to be a meteor.

Space Aliens / Flying Saucer, no
because they don't exist

2007-04-18 09:01:08 · answer #4 · answered by RationalThinker 5 · 0 0

Yes and it became an identified flying object when I realized it was a firefly

2007-04-18 09:09:06 · answer #5 · answered by Gene 7 · 0 0

No nut I believe

2007-04-18 08:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by Sean JTR 7 · 0 0

yes on tv

2007-04-18 08:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by ★japanese lady★ 3 · 0 0

not lately

2007-04-18 08:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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