How can I get the smell of plutonium out of my hair?

Answer 1

Everyone who lives on this planet has been exposed to toxic radiation poisoning. It is especially important for cancer patients who have had radiation, and people who have had X-Rays as this is an additional radiation load. Plutonium, a deadly poison, has a half life of 24,000 years. Radiation poisoning causes fungus overgrowth (candida), bleeding teeth, bone cancer, arthritic conditions, hair loss, mysterious rashes to name a few!

Hence, in a short time you'll have no hair, No hair = no smell. You'll probably be dead (that's a whole other smell problem!). Problem solved.

Dr. H

Answer 2

Well, first of all, I think you may be jumping the gun here. While the smell of plutonium has been observed by many people that work with it and around it, generally it has been found that the source of the smell is something far different.

The smell has been likened to, well, to put it bluntly, dog s***.

So, since you didn't complain about the smell on your shoes or feet, but your hair, I would have to assume that somehow you dragged your head through some, you know.

Did you stumble up the front porch last night, drunk as usual? Do you see any abrasions about your face. You may well have done a face plant into a fresh pile.

If, indeed you are smelling plutonium on your head, not to worry. When your arm falls off, then you worry.

I hope this has helped.

Answer 3

Wet hair.
Apply shampoo.
Wash hair.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Answer 4

Dude where did you get plutonium???

Answer 5

don't worry about it,if you have been handling plutonium you will be dead soon
RIP

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Lemon juice or just wait a few hours. You'll be dead.

Answer 8

I Agree with X&Y