Wass I rong to tell her I go down Still to fill jerrycan wit home mead Vodka and keep going till I get Falmouth, or should I have said I dont love you anymore you fat and uglie I ant I cant get a hart on fore you but get one ever time i see next dore daughter in short skirt, or should I haf tried harder to ull next dore daughter and had her fore sex and wife for earning money in Forklift factory.
I try understant British Cultur, you help plees.
2007-04-17 23:19:14 · 26 answers · asked by petrovitch m 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
you are a gass man but very good and you give us a laugh ha ha.keep up the good work
2007-04-18 08:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would have made more sense to keep her as long as she's working at the forklift factory. But if you really wanted to be rid of her in posh style, send her off to Canada on holiday, with a one way ticket, and instructions to swim back.
Of course NOT taking you seriously, nor intending my suggestion to be serious in any way at all.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-04-18 00:28:23 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
British culture would have you doing her, and the next door nieghbour, a favour and leaving on the first boat from Falmouth.
2007-04-18 05:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In British Cultur the women leave the men. Keep on with your attitude and it shouldn't take long.
But you'd be well displeased if she left you. Cos you're perfect and it would be a blow to your pride to have your woman run out on you.
2007-04-20 03:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you were correct to be true to your heart's desires. Keep the wife's income and be sly with the younger model. This is a British tradition - keep going and soon you will have the real passport.
2007-04-20 00:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Duncan Disorderly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you can't allow yourself to her torture anymore by being married to her as you are an awful man - then pack a suitcase and walk away
2007-04-18 09:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just pack up and bugger off. Even if she notices you've cleared off, I doubt she'll be bothered - and what's more the ironing pile will be greatly reduced.
2007-04-19 11:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open suitcase, insert clothes, close suitcase, open front door, walk out and don't let it hit you in the *** on the way out.
2007-04-18 02:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dya know it is only today i realise that you are having a laugh - i felt sorry for you yesterday - but now i realise you are just messing around
ah well
enjoy your life
2007-04-18 01:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have issues
thats all im going to say
2007-04-18 07:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Im cool like that 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋