1) Why did a blonde go to a movie with her 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed
2)A Blonde goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Blonde : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Blonde : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Blonde : "I'll buy it"
The next day she goes to work with her thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Blonde : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Blonde : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Blonde : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
After completing a jigsaw puzzle she'd been working on for quite sometime, a blonde proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", she brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." she replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS"
2007-04-17 22:56:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!
2007-04-17 22:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by Pseudonym45 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blond and I like the the joke with the thermos flask
2007-04-18 06:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow funny
2007-04-18 07:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-18 06:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat funny i lyk 2) betta hehehe
2007-04-18 06:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a blonde in a university???? A Visitor!!
2007-04-18 07:21:31 · answer #6 · answered by dylan75uk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-04-18 06:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny
2007-04-18 06:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, the last one i already knew. he he :)
2007-04-18 06:00:18 · answer #9 · answered by smajzer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor blondes....tsk! tsk! tsk!
2007-04-18 06:01:37 · answer #10 · answered by bibay_ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋