Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.
2007-04-17 20:26:30 · 6 answers · asked by nicky 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-17 20:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never knew he was sick. I haven't seen him in awhile, so I thought he had died (kind of like with Abe Vigoda, who still is alive). I guess we'll be hearing about all the bad things that he did, since the tabloids love tearing people apart once they're dead.
So long Doughboy, you were one of the last of the best.
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2007-04-17 20:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
properly there is going yet another icon I knew provided that childrens...Capt. Crunch has have been given a facelift, Mr. sparkling have been given youthful, Snap Crackle & Pop are gay...what ever ensue to the Cracker jack guy? rattling...feelin previous right here...
2016-12-29 06:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by yanagi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! 9/10 and a star
2007-04-17 20:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but this is a bit stale...and came out over-done.
2007-04-17 20:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-17 20:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by tombraider 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋