A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway train next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
2007-04-17 20:24:14 · 29 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi, That was funny.. Yes i have a big smile on my face. Thank You for the smile and laugh..
A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-04-17 22:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol 10/10 very funny here have a star
2007-04-18 03:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! All the priest has to do now is to wait for a great big lightning-bolt from heaven to strike them both down!!! LOL!!!!
2007-04-18 09:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice start to the day, one of the few genuine l.o.l's, 10 / 10
2007-04-18 04:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brought a smile the the lords face lol 15/10!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-18 03:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ppphhhwwew that was funny i just choked on my coffee have a good day and a star
2007-04-18 03:28:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that made me have my first laugh of the day... keep them coming x
2007-04-18 04:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It brought one to my face lol
2007-04-18 03:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, serves the priest right.
2007-04-18 04:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-04-18 03:47:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋