This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks puxxy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The blonde says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
2007-04-17 20:05:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute... And funny. Someone will probably report you for it, lol... But I thought it was funny.
2007-04-17 20:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kinda but if you show a blonde a frog she will probably be grossed out not say "he's cute but does he do tricks?"
2007-04-18 03:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by sneeker_peeker1309 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was hilarious. I could actually imagine some dim-witted blond (no offense to anybody) that would fall for that
2007-04-18 03:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lmao 10/10
2007-04-18 04:23:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey MOZA that's a take off of my joke last week, you rascal!
still funny though! GRIN*
2007-04-18 03:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dum frog smart guy. you learn any thing from this ???
2007-04-18 03:11:38 · answer #6 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE MOZZA 10/10 ... CAN I BORROW THE FROG??
2007-04-18 04:24:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She had to be blond to fall for that one.
2007-04-18 04:24:10 · answer #8 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol!i'm still laughing!that's the kind of joke i'd tell my friends!!give us some more!!!hehe!!
2007-04-18 03:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cack.
2007-04-18 03:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by Zombie Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋