2007-04-17 19:51:37 · 22 answers · asked by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. On the other hand if they were IHOP forks then yes. You simply "liberated" the Denny's forks and gave them a better home.
2007-04-17 19:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'll go to heaven for saving a few people from eating at denny's. though from the one time I was at a denny's the people looked like they preferred to use their hands.
2007-04-18 03:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gosh and I thought Denny's was as close to hell as you can get... especially right after last call.....
Hell is fictional you won't go there.
2007-04-18 02:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Were the forks evil and full of sin or were they clean and innocent forks?
2007-04-18 02:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep.. and I will see you there with all the Dennys salt and pepper shakers I stole while in college several years ago!
2007-04-18 02:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In heaven you will be forced to eat with your hands. No more Denny's for you, for eternity.
2007-04-18 02:57:34 · answer #6 · answered by matt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah wanna take the knives i took with you im keeping the spoons
2007-04-18 02:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by havenjohnny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but you will go to hell for making an atheist answer this.
2007-04-18 02:55:08 · answer #8 · answered by donkeyoftheday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't it depend on whether you've accepted Jesus into your heart?
If not..........you'll be damned..............but the imaginary bloke with the beard will confiscate the forks.
2007-04-18 03:25:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, God himself would be tempted to steal their fabulous forks.
2007-04-18 02:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by * 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋