Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2007-04-17 19:20:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A horse walks into a bar an the bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"
2007-04-17 19:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by c_crum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The way I heard it there was a lady in church sticking her sleeping husband with a hat pin.
2007-04-18 02:39:45 · answer #2 · answered by d4d9er 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question
2007-04-18 03:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by tombraider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol naughty joke but yes, funny
2007-04-18 02:25:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it thx for the giggle..have a great week
2007-04-18 02:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!that really made me laugh!give us some more!!keep up the good work,by giving us a smile!:)
2007-04-18 03:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I,am laughing so hard drop my pencil ha ha ha.
2007-04-18 02:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! What a great way to start my morning.
2007-04-18 02:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by nativeninjachick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok. but encountered this joke a few years back.
2007-04-18 02:27:04 · answer #9 · answered by don't funk with my heart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-04-18 02:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋