2007-04-17 17:39:51 · 17 answers · asked by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Awww. Our little Dog Sneeze is all grown up -- he's potty trained... (Oops! Almost, anyway...)
2007-04-17 17:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Buy the paper so I can clean up my caper, after all at my age a tinkle is all I get, my prostates swelled up, next time I'll go in a cup, so I can keep your seat stayin' neat.......
2007-04-17 17:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by Theban 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- I came across this sign in a craft store the other day- it was next to another that has now become a favorite of mine-
" Changing the toilet paper roll does NOT cause brain damage!"
Hopefully my kids will quickly get tired of hearing me say that and get the point :)
Fortunately I have no "sprinklers" so I guess I should not complain
2007-04-17 17:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... I used to work in a place that had that in the bathroom (Well, a varient of it ending "please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie" instead)... I had completely forgotten about it though until just now, maybe I repressed the memory...
It's always nice to have an employer that doesn't treat you like a toddler I suppose...
2007-04-17 17:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if you sprinkle on the seat,you can't sit down to take a sheet.
2007-04-17 17:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okey dokey. Since I'm the only one who cleans the darn toilets around here.
2007-04-17 17:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What’s with all the squirrels and penguins and cats and dogs and Jehovah Witnesses today, I can’t recognise this place anymore.
2007-04-17 17:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the second part was : "be a sweetie and wipe the seatey."
2007-04-17 17:42:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you miss when you piss, grab a sheet and whip the seat!
2015-07-07 15:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by Ron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean.... If you piss and miss, make it your biz to clean the whiz?
And if you take a dump and leave a clump, don't be dirty, clean the turdie?
2007-04-17 17:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by Ed Norton 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋