2007-04-17 17:13:50 · 18 answers · asked by Kristen W 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He actually gave us his only son, known only to a small sect of ultra-religious followers. His name is Pink Jesus, or PJ. PJ answers your prayers, but only if you're totally drunk when you pray, and only if you let him walk on water every once in awhile.
2007-04-17 23:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He does not interfere in your life. The word says , ask and you shall receive. God answers all prayers at the time they are asked and there is no time. All is simultaneous. Your prayers are not on a waiting list. But your answer may not be what you wanted. When you ask in faith, Your prayer is answered for the highest good. Be careful what you ask for and be specific. You may get what you ask for and not like what you get. This still is for your highest good so you can learn form it.
There is no majik or magic in the will of God. It is all pure creative energy potentially designed for the task and in the right order of time and space as we know it.
Rev. TomCat
2007-04-17 17:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Rev. TomCat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah he does. Unfortunately, Earth is His magic 8-ball. So everytime there's an earthquake, that's really God answering a prayer. I wish he would freakin' stop...
2007-04-17 20:43:36 · answer #3 · answered by MMMM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because Hyacinth said God hated magic 8 balls, I want you to use it every night. You must understand that god isn't real and if he was I am sure the magic 8 ball would be more accurate.
2016-05-17 22:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is important is what you do after saying your prayers. Because your prayer should not be about God, give me a girl friend but rather God, let me be good enough to know how to love and be loved in return.
Or God, give me a job but rather God make me know enough to be able to find the job I am looking for.
God does not give you what you ask for.He makes you wise to know how to get it and to understand that what you did not get is not because He did not give. Maybe because you took the wrong judgement in making the right move.
2007-04-17 17:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think he knows what is good for you in the long run...and if your prayers aren't answered, maybe there is a lesson for you to learn this way, or it will lead to something better for you that you didn't even imagine could have happened.
2007-04-17 17:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by RTCHIK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God uses two criteria to answer prayers:
1 Is it according to His will?
2 Is the timing right?
His answers are always "yes", "no", or "not yet."
2007-04-17 17:19:32 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We should always pray, even though we know all will not be answered the way we wish. Like a child asking his parents, you've got to ask, hoping for the yes.
2007-04-17 17:26:29 · answer #8 · answered by expertless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Takes a poll on likely results, then consults with George Bush.
2007-04-17 17:31:56 · answer #9 · answered by gehme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God answers every prayer--yes or no--when? "when I say so"---GOD
2007-04-17 17:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by Lin B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋