3 Nuns die and are standing at the gates of heaven waiting to be let in but its a long wait and they still have to prove themselves to Peter. Peter says he will let them in now if they each answer a question correctly.
They all agree so Peter asks the first nun: "What is the name of the first man on earth?" and the the first nun laughs and says "Oh that's easy its Adam" and suddenly the clouds part and the heavenly gates open.
So Peter walks over to the second nun and asks "What is the name of the first woman on earth?" and the second nun is relieved and says "Oh its definitely Eve" and suddenly the clouds part and the heavenly gates open.
Finally Peter goes up to the third nun and asks "What did the first woman say to the first man when they met?" The third nun was confused and scratched her head trying to think of the answer and says "Gee thats a hard one!" And the clouds parted and the heavenly gates opened...
2007-04-17 16:51:52 · 8 answers · asked by KD 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....best nun joke ive heard
2007-04-17 17:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Little lady is going to the Barber together with her Father. She stand subsequent to the Barber chair looking and consuming a snack cake. The Barber says to her "Sweetheart, your going to get hair in your Twinkie". The little lady says "Yeah and I'm gonna get boobie's too!"
2016-09-05 16:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a priest was walking downtown and a hooker says to him "how about some head for ten bucks" the priest didn't know what she was talking about so at the rectory the priest asks a nun, "sister maryann, what is head" and she says ten bucks... same as downtown
2007-04-17 16:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by Saint Lucipher 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A nun is taking a bath. She hears a knock on the door.
"Who IS it?"
"It's the blind man."
2007-04-17 16:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-04-17 17:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by ;-D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2007-04-17 16:55:26 · answer #6 · answered by curiousbrit 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-04-17 16:55:02 · answer #7 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha i get it!
2007-04-17 16:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋