2007-04-17 15:37:30 · 8 answers · asked by llamasgomoo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where's My Rolex
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex watch???!!!!!"
2007-04-17 15:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but nobody knows how they got in there
2007-04-17 15:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by Rick J 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
How many fags can you fit on a bar stool??..4 if you turn it upside down..
2007-04-17 15:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a 100 lb. man with 50 lb. balls?
Half nuts!!
Let the laughter begin!!
2007-04-17 15:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
whats a gay guys favorite video game?
fudge pac-man
2007-04-17 16:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a fish without an eye???
a FSH!
2007-04-17 15:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.
2007-04-17 15:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by McLovin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm not worried about the third world war. that's the third world's problem
2007-04-17 15:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by blackcat3556 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋