Instead of calling those cellphones with three buttons, "Jitterbug," they should just call 'em what they are

Question

Old Fart Phones.

Answer 1

I'm sure that "Old Fart Phones" was the first choice of the marketing division, but when sales fell flat, someone was listening to the beginning of "Wake me up before you go" by Wham! and said, "Oh my gosh, I've got the PERFECT new name for this phone!"